What do bored young professional Arab living away from home do for fun? the Club no longer does it, and a hookah would be good. Local Arabic restaurants, lounges bring a DJ, and dim the lights. In theory, patrons should dance, the Rest is up to your imagination. Here are few mode spoilers for those feeling frisky.
- The Word Halal in scripted anywhere, “Halal Juice Bar”, “Halal Meat”
- A Guy with camera, a YouTube account or a Facebook page.
- Too many people with homeless boobs syndrome.
- An obnoxious DJ who is still single.
- A Sleazy older man who won’t stop staring.
- That hard to please bitter and judgmental single lady who “found” herself at the party
- A Salafi door bouncer--nobody gets in.
- The guy who thinks he is at a strip club
- A smoke machine when there are a thousand and one hookah.
- Love A song so much, yet wait until someone drags you to the dance floor
- If they dance in the first hour, they are whores, all bets are off in the final 15 minutes of the night.
11 is the biggest eyeroll in history, I hate when men think like that. 7 just made me laugh, salafi's man, you gotta love them.
ReplyDeletefrom what I know whores can also be men! It's not that men think that, it's that both men and women seem to think that. It sucks and I do not like it, but this is the reality. thanks
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