- Your DJ/Singer is also your Limo driver
- Everyone on the invite list has creative ways of describing how they relate to you.
- If they are your offspring, then they are fit–everyone one else is either fat or too thin.
- How come all the cloth napkins end up on the dance floor?
- There can be only one black guy, two Latinas and no Asians.
- The only time all Arab men in a 20-mile radius have no five o’clock shadow.
- The groom can never be the best-dressed man–all other men try to outshine him.
- Arab weddings and nuts go hand in hand. They are your main dish, your dessert and seated to your right.
- Everyone finds something to complain about to the bride and the groom during the wedding. No, they do not want to hear about your fad diet.
- No tents at this wedding; a UNRWA tent is where my family lived before they found their way to America.
- Everyone is a fortuneteller.
- Debt is no reason not to have a 10 tier cake that will be cut with a 4 ft. knife, also commonly referred to as a ‘sword’.
- Americans have Halloween to channel their inner whores, we get Arab weddings.
- Forget Arab lounge dot com–spice up your profile at these events.
- Girls have all the fun and guys just stand there looking like they were just handed a detonator for an atomic bomb. Although it’s fun to mention how Arab guys do that dance with the hands up, snapping fingers and then cornering a girl in the middle of the dance floor
- Everyone asking for free professional advice. If you are a lawyer, then other guests ask you about immigration. “Doctor, can I show you my rash?” Dentist? They’ll all show you their cavities. Gynecologist? The bathroom is that way. Just make sure the hedges are trimmed
- No need for a smoke machine, just ask everyone to please Bring Your Own Hookah (BYOH).
- No one fornicates, instead interested parties send their mommies to audit your body at an awfully close range.
[Tarboush Tip: Sana, Kellee]
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