Showing posts with label Listmania. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Listmania. Show all posts

Friday, October 9, 2015

TOP 10 Songs And Music Videos For This Week


Rotana released its top ten music videos for this week. This is a cool music video on the number ten spot, a party song from the unlikely place of Saudi Arabia, where Elvis makes an appearance. Mashael owned that song and shows so much energy and funk.

Balqees in her wedding song for the mother of the bride, then that hip Iraqi hit about being real is in the 8th place--thank you Waleed Al Shami. Then comes that Iraqi elder Hatem El Iraqi with his old-fashioned music video. He comes in the 7th place. Elissa is still looking in her mirrors and keeping the 6th spot. For the fifth spot you find that Lebanese romantic Wael Kfoury with all his dark charm. In the 4th place, one finds, Amr Diab being as cute and sweet as he has ever been.

The third spot is a comfortable place for Ahmed Gamal's flirty song about laughing with his loved one. Let's make space for the second spot with Tamer Hosny's drama about 180 degrees. He has a beard here and there is so much romance and tragedy. The top honor on this list goes for a lady that I do not know, seriously I do not know her. I should, she is in the top spot. Could it be that Yosra Mahnouch lady from the Voice? This is an Iraqi song that took the number one spot--second Iraqi track on the list.
 
نتائج التصويت وترتيب TOP10 هذا الأسبوع

Monday, August 10, 2015

This Week's Top Ten Music Videos (Video)


Rotana just revealed their top ten lists for most popular music videos released by them this week. It's an assorted list for all the best selling pop stars for this week.


  1. Lebanese Fares Karam is resting in the tenth spot
  2. Tunisian Shayma Hilali claimed the 9th spot.
  3. Iraqi Shatha Hassoun is at the 8th position
  4. Lebanese Wael Kfoury is comfortable in the 7th place.
  5. Lebanese Elissa has dibs on the 6th list. She has been on the list foe very long.  
  6. Lebanese Nawaj Karam claimed the fifth spot on the list and she dazzles.
  7. Moroccan Donia Batma is on the fourth place. 
  8. Egyptian Amr Diab is rightfully comes in third place. 
  9. No clue who is in the second place....no idea whatsoever. Aballah?
  10. Egyptian Randa Samaha is crying about something that got her in the first spot. I guess, she beat all the top po stars.
نتائج تصويت وترتيب | TOP10 - هذا الاسبوع

Sunday, June 14, 2015

Top Ten Arabic Pop Songs This Week (Video)

This is a good list, it features artists from Lebanon, Egypt, Iraq, Morocco Yemen, UAE and they all have something in common--they made it to the top spot in Arabic pop songs this week. I know I have heard this songs before, but happy to see more people are tuning in.

These are popular songs around the internet, there is at least two Tarab song sin there that show a bit of class, there is romance, and the top one spot went for the funk by Rana Samah. Let's see this inclusive lists of songs that have mad this week's top songs lists.

نتائج وترتيب | TOP10 هذا الأسبوع | 14 \ 6 \ 2015

Saturday, February 14, 2015

Songs To Avoid This Valentine Day; They Will Kill Your Buzz


Please avoid any of these six songs this Valentine day. Each of these songs below talk about a subject you would bring up when you break up. Lots of heartache, pain, tough words, and subtle insults.

Each of these songs is a hit, pop's finest in most cases, they are just not what you want this holiday to be about. It might be that you hate this day, so maybe there songs are right for you. In any case, a good song is a good song.

Amr Diab has a song where he tells his loved one, "What do you care?"


Elissa where she is shocked from her talkative and back-stabbing date.

Nancy Ajram about the things that cannot be explained, but flet. Things if we mention them, they lose their sincerity.

Mohammad Mounir where he gives a rocking bittersweet song about distance and patience. This is a personal favorite of mine.


Sherine, schools her guy and telling him he has been a gentleman sarcastically. He wronged her and let her down. Here she has her revenge.



Assala sings a direct song, upon your request, I am leaving you and exiting your life. It's a proud song in a low moment. Asalah owns it.

Wednesday, February 11, 2015

Top 10 Arabic Songs Best Arabic Songs In 2013


Better late than never....

It's tough to decide on a list for best songs....I would not thin a ten list would be right, 20 would be better....as few songs were missing....Carol Samahe rocked it this year. Tamer Hosny has a sweet album, Donia Samer Ghanem had the greatest songs. Also Latifa rocked her way back into the top charts.


  1. A song by Nancy--emotional, good choice
  2. Elissa had one of the list, also dark emotional, sure thing 
  3. Nassif Zeytoun, the Syrian charmer had a dark emotional upbeat track, I love this song
  4. Amr Diab brings back the funk with el Liela. Sounds good
  5. Tamer Hosny with Snoop Dogg made the list, mixed bag
  6. Myriam Faris had some song--I actually had no idea about this song. It should not be on the list
  7. Haifa had a song, but it was actually released in 2012--it should not be on the 2013 list
  8. Samira Said made the list with her comeback song--it's catchy.
  9. Wael Jassar was a dark romantic song about withdrawing and surrendering
  10. Tunisian Saber El Robaei made the list with a Gulf dialect track. It should not be on the list  


ListenArabic - Top 10 Arabic Songs 2013 أفضل أغاني عربية
Best Arabic songs 2013 أفضل تشكيلة جديدة من الموسيقى العربية من

Tuesday, August 12, 2014

This is What's Hot In This Week Pop Music #ListenArabic


Check out this week's hot singles among Lebanese radio that ranks those hits in order. Hear the new guys and gals, and the ones who are sure hit-makers. Some dance, some drama, and some happy ones. I like that, some of these songs I have never heard of, but I know the artists.

Sabine's new title song from her 2014 album gets on the list. Carole Samaha's new dance track which she wrote the lyrics for gets the 7th. My boy Karim Mohsen makes the list with his dark track. Then Fares Karam sings for Lebanon.

Many good names, fun tracks and kudos to those who curated this list. The number one spot goes to? I won't tell, you need to find out....
 
ListenArabic Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart 9 August 2014

Tuesday, August 5, 2014

Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart By @listenarabic --Resistance Songs Clean!


Yes, now that Ramadan is behind us and the war on Gaza calms down--may God have mercy on the countless innocent souls. Here's the latest round on top ten Arabic song for the week according to the best Lebanese radio station.

Naturally this top ten lists caters to the local taster within Lebanon. I welcome Maya Nehme new track "I am Eve", then that song for Gaza and resistance by the bold Julia Boutros. Then it's always good to hear from Hicham Hajj. Rida has a new single that actually sounds fresh and worth every second.

Fares Karam sings for Lebanon--he tends to do awesome Lebanese dance songs. Majida El Roumi has a song for freedom. Melhim Zain sings in Iraqi and dazzles once again. Then Mohammad Assaf conquers the second spot with his resistance song. Elissa takes the top spot with her new album title song about her mirror. Enjoy the selections

ListenArabic Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart 2 August 2014

Monday, June 9, 2014

Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart (Audio)


the folks at Listen Arabic radio released their top ten list for this week. There is new comer Tunisian Amani Swisi--long time. Then more songs from guys who will charm their way into your heart. I love number 9. No. 8 is pretty cool from Naji Osta, and the 7th is from Amr Zayan--shouting is always good this summer.

Iraqi Shatha Hassoun held firm on number 6 with her sweet song. I do not get the fifth place. Naturally, thee songs are from all over the map, Wael Jassar still has it for the third week with his new single. Second is also for Hany Al Omari's new bluesy track. The top spot on the list goes to Wissam Al Ameer--not feeling it.
ListenArabic Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart June 7 2014 توب 10 اغاني عربية.

Thursday, June 5, 2014

Here's This Week's Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart Thanks @listenarabic

Listen Arabic just ranked the top most popular radio hits this week, their show is a big hit in Lebanon. They make a good list and include some of the ones form the talents, and the old ones. But I love how they pick the popular tracks from all radios across Lebanon and beyond.

I said it before, these tend to be focused on Lebanese stars with few non Lebanese making the list. I would love to hear the full version of this show--I think it may offer more insight on the songs, the artists and the artists behind these tracks. Why is Assi Hallani is still on that list? Wasn't his Moroccan song offensive to the Moroccans?

Hani Al Omari took the number one spot this time, this is a very romantic comeback for this shy and talented pop stars who only makes pop gems.


.ListenArabic Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart 31 May 2014 توب 10 اغاني عربية.

Monday, May 26, 2014

Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart 24 May 2014 توب 10 اغاني


This week saw a number of new comers to the top ten Arabic pop songs, it's a mix of tracks about romance and blues. Radios play a big role in making a song hit or not. There's a song for the Lebanese army, a song for the mother happiness and weddings. Thy are dancing type, but the smooth voice of Wael Jassar and his rosy love song keep it all in check

Since this is Lebanon, there are flirty song, by Ryan and some new dude. I like these singles, but I do not see many of them travel far. There are the repeats like that of Iwan, and Nader Atath....enjoy this top ten list.

I love the remake of that Melhim Barkat track by Hady Dauo--it really brings the funk. Assi keeps at it with his offensive Moroccan song.  The bad news, there is not a single song on this list by a female artist. Really folks?

ListenArabic Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart 24 May 2014 توب 10 اغاني

Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart This Week


For those who like lists, here's what is trending in Arabic pop music, there are songs from all over the countries, even that controversial Moroccan single by Assa Halani. I love how Hiba Tawaji made the list with a classy song--such songs do not get very far usually.

I love the mixed lists, but mostly they cater to the Lebanese taste and market here. There is that young women from Star Academy Rana Samaha, and one new Lebanese lady whose debut took her to this list, Sandra Rizik. The surprise number for one this week is the young Mohammad Majdoub who conquered that list in her very romantic indie way.
.. ListenArabic Top 10 Arabic Songs Chart 17 May 2014 أفضل 10 اغاني عربية...

Saturday, January 18, 2014

Here's The Best 10 Lebanese Songs 2013 أفضل أغاني لبنانية


Lebanon makes hundreds of new songs each year, and they release dozens of music video. Lebanese pop differs from Egyptian pop, it has difference energy and often time, has better production value. They tend to like the piano more and tend to have better lyrics. For the ladies, they top their male peers in Lebanon that's for sure, by volume they release more tracks. I am certain there are dozens of great songs. 2013 was not a great year for music giving the circumstances in Lebanon, Syria and Egypt, but we did see a dozen solid albums get released.

  1. Nancy leads the list with her single sweet--It sounds like the mature Nancy Ajram 
  2. Elissa comes in second with her romantic song 
  3. Najwa Karam had a single this year and it's all about energy and love for her man
  4. Nawal Al Zogoby owned 2013 with that single and that gorgeous music video she shot.
  5. Haifa will not go away
  6. Carol Samahe had a full album which was near perfect
  7. Najy Osta, the first dude on the list, he broke many hearts and brought in the tears
  8. Wael Jassar did not have a great year, but this single was sweet
  9. Maya Diab brought it all out for 2013 with a futuristic music video
  10. The musician Melhem Barakat released a sober song with Tarab all over it.

Top 10 Lebanese Songs 2013 أفضل أغاني لبنانية

Friday, December 14, 2012

See Our List Of Arab Celebrities Marriages And Divorces


2012 was a busy season for most stars in Arabia with a slow market and slower demand, the artists have decided to stay on the spotlight by wither getting married or by getting divorced. Here's a rundown of some of the events that took place this year

Weddings 

  1. Tamer Hosny got hitched, the most popular bachelor for years settle down with Moroccan pop personality Bassima Boussil. They kept the marriage secret for few months--they were married in the Egyptian embassy in the United States. 
  2. Actor Asir Yassin in secrecy was engaged and got married to a young women who is not part of the showbiz. No idea who this girl is, but we still think Asir is a talented young actor. 
  3. Actor Khalid El Say, the popular actor turned activist turned member of a music band. He was hitched in a small party attended only be a dozen of people. 
  4. Actress Basma married the political activist and university professor Doctor Amr Hamzawy. the wedding was a major news event in Egypt and was kept secret for a long time. Photographers were not allowed in, but pictures of the weddings have surfaced nonetheless. 
  5. Songstress Marwa Nasir married producer Mohamed Allam, they invited people to an engagement  and then turned into into a full blown wedding at their villa.  
  6. Actress Reham Abdel Ghafour tied in the know in a big wedding with many celebrities attending the event which was held on the 12th day of the 12th month in 2012.
  7. Hit-maker and Egyptian folksy and singer Amina was married where her sister performed a number of songs, this was a major wedding bash.
  8. Singer Essaf tied the knots to a young British woman who have accepted Islam as a religion and this was reported along with picture of the religious ceremony.  
  9. Yasmeen Jillani married a fellow artist Omar Khurshid after long love story. They had a wedding for their friends and family. 
  10. Popular box office darling actor Mohamed Ramadan, the dark horse of Egyptian cinema was married to a young women who comes form outside the showbiz  Among the guests of the wedding singer Tamer Hosny. 
Divorces:
  1. Haifa Wehbe left her Egyptian husband last month, and the cause of the divorce are mysterious. Haifa milked the post divorce stories to her advantage.  
  2. Shrien Abelwahab, dumped her partner and music composer/arranger Mohamed Mostafa, this was a surprise to many of us--since they have two little girls. 
  3. Rania Farid Shawki left her husband actor Moustafa Fahmy for the third time. Neither party is talking and it seems the press have given them their privacy.
  4. Actress Rania Yousef has the biggest divorce story form her husband, and many media accusations between the couple of conspiracies and stealing money and wild threats. Her ex is businessman Kareem Al Shibrawy 
  5. Ghada Abdel Razik who has been accused of trying to copy Haifa did not help herself when she divorced her husband and media personality Mhamoud Foodah.
  6. Syrian young diva Rouwida Attieh divorced her husband and business manger, she cited that he cares about her business more than about them making a family. 
  7. Actor Mohamed Ramadan divorced his wife and the mother of his only daughter--two months later he would get hitched in big bash.
Did we forget anyone? Tell us


Wednesday, November 2, 2011

18 Signs of Arabic Weddings

  1. Your DJ/Singer is also your Limo driver
  2. Everyone on the invite list has creative ways of describing how they relate to you.
  3. If they are your offspring, then they are fit–everyone one else is either fat or too thin.
  4. How come all the cloth napkins end up on the dance floor?
  5. There can be only one black guy, two Latinas and no Asians.
  6. The only time all Arab men in a 20-mile radius have no five o’clock shadow.
  7. The groom can never be the best-dressed man–all other men try to outshine him.
  8. Arab weddings and nuts go hand in hand. They are your main dish, your dessert and seated to your right.
  9. Everyone finds something to complain about to the bride and the groom during the wedding. No, they do not want to hear about your fad diet.
  10. No tents at this wedding; a UNRWA tent is where my family lived before they found their way to America.
  11. Everyone is a fortuneteller.
  12. Debt is no reason not to have a 10 tier cake that will be cut with a 4 ft. knife, also commonly referred to as a ‘sword’.
  13. Americans have Halloween to channel their inner whores, we get Arab weddings.
  14. Forget Arab lounge dot com–spice up your profile at these events.
  15. Girls have all the fun and guys just stand there looking like they were just handed a detonator for an atomic bomb. Although it’s fun to mention how Arab guys do that dance with the hands up, snapping fingers and then cornering a girl in the middle of the dance floor
  16. Everyone asking for free professional advice. If you are a lawyer, then other guests ask you about immigration. “Doctor, can I show you my rash?” Dentist? They’ll all show you their cavities. Gynecologist? The bathroom is that way. Just make sure the hedges are trimmed
  17. No need for a smoke machine, just ask everyone to please Bring Your Own Hookah (BYOH).
  18. No one fornicates, instead interested parties send their mommies to audit your body at an awfully close range.

[Tarboush Tip: Sana, Kellee]


Friday, May 6, 2011

12 Steps to Survive an Arab Breakup


Feeling Like you’re starting over, having difficulty trusting again, having an identity crisis, various stages of grief are among the common symptoms people going through breakup often experience.. An Arab breakup is often more brutal than other breakups because for one we tend to make very calculated steps when it comes to our social life. Second, all Arab courtship are a public affair, there is no such thing as down-low. Those are based on real life lessons.
We know that the best way to survive this stage is to be ruthless and look out for number one, here’s how you go about it:

  1. Make something up about her questionable stands on religion better yet believe those accusations yourself.
  2. Never too late to start listening to Abdel Haleem Hafiz old songs, his songs and his personal life are nothing but a tragedy.
  3. Become her/his mom/dad best friend. This will make the person that dumped you feel bad and you know their parent think their kids can never do anything right
  4. Start a rumor about her family’s reputation, something about their women and male whores for brothers
  5. Call her family animal haters–and that you love pooches. Tip PETA about how they keep sheep in their bedroom. You can also call them “impure” for having dogs inside their home.
  6. Get your own hookah, it will be your best friend for a while and you know you will be sucking for a long time.
  7. Box up all the things that he gave you, or that remind you of him. Put them in a box and donate them to benefit your local charity.
  8. Cut off all contact with him for at least a month; this will help the healing process because you won’t be talking to him all the time. Again Gaza/Somalia would be good spots, the phone lines and Internet do not work over there.
  9. Learn to make Kenfae (Arabic desert with cheese and noodles), the respect, love and admiration you will get from all your circle will compensate you for the love from that nameless ex. This single act alone is enough to give you an orgasm
  10. Seduce her/his lesser attractive PhD holding sister/brother. This is not weird, creepy or anything, in Arabic they call that Naseeb! This is like spying on your ex but you get to look like a decent person doing it.
  11. Exercise. Let all that endorphins leave your body, feel happier, and sexier. Boost your confidence. Better yet exercise while eating Kenafah.
  12. Enlist in the US Army, hope for a US invasion of her home country, then bomb the hell out of her home.

[Tarboush Tip: Andrew]

Wednesday, April 27, 2011

The Arab Dictator Stay-Hot List

To be an Arab tyrant these days is not easy. Watching protests calling for their removal can be hurtful to one’s feelings and sense of stability. Just last year, the people worshiped them. Throw in some foreign influences, drugs, terrorists and everything turns to hell! This can be quite traumatic for the poor despots who have worked to hard to advance their countries into the 1930s.

To stay in power, experts say, a leader has to stay hot. Once they’re no longer in, they’re out.

To stop from going crazy, you frightened dictators out there should stay busy staying HOT. Staying active, out there doing stuff, is key to avoiding insanity or a quick toppling. Do not be perceived as being aloof or just waiting. That is not cool. Plus, as they say, idle hands are the devil’s playground.

So here is what today’s Arab autocrat can do before and during protests to prevent the unpleasant revolution from being successful.

  1. Breath in/breath out. Remember, you are alive. They haven’t murdered you yet. The dead man walking look — a la Hosni Mubarak — is, pardon the pun, a nail in the coffin. So breath hard, breath deep, even if you’re on the phone with state media.
  2. Appear defiant and the man against all odds, even if you risk appearing out of touch. Everyone loves an underdog, even if that underdog jails dissidents, has a huge net worth and controls the country’s military. One way to do that is by pointing out in list fashion all the even more powerful foreign threats that want you out because of how awesome you are for the country. Work hard to push this line even if you and I both know it’s a load of shit.
  3. Issue a press release condemning Iran/ the Weather channel/ Saudi Arabia/ Al Qaeda/ Facebook/ the Crusaders/ the United States/ Canadian mounties/ Online gambling/ Al Jazeera/ the Jews/ Niqab-wearers. Mix and match, have fun with it. Keep bringing up new enemies of the state, it makes your regime look busy.
  4. Take a tour of some abandoned part of town filled with people on your payroll cheering you on because it’s freaking awesome and everyone always falls for it.
  5. Hire that Haifa Wahbe music video director to make you look good and youthful. Techno-Arabic-pop music is a must. Make a pick on who’s your favorite singer on Star Academy nominate , and ask people to vote for him/her
  6. Put your cash into gold faster than a Glenn Beck groupie. Make sure gold is somewhere else so that the people don’t get it. Cash you do not convert should be very well-hidden in your mansion. By the way, if your cash has your photo on it, save some because that is freaking awesome in other contexts.
  7. Get your presidential tailor to get you as many highly customized suits as possible. They could take everything but why take suits that only fit you! Plus you can demand keeping them in exchange for surrender.
  8. Re-shuffle the cabinet several times. Just take the Minister of the Interior have him switch with the Foreign Minister. Then abolish the Ministry of Silly Walks, only to rename it with the same Minister the following week. This is great busy work, can be re-done endlessly and vaguely resembles actual reform.
  9. Phone calls. Phone calls. Phone calls. Cell phones – NO. Ornate, official-looking land-line phones – YES. And get your picture taken making them, or else there was no damn point.
  10. Visit some other country or send a high-ranking official to show you are still in control. The risk is you get overthrown or your dignitary defects. But screw it, send the dignitary You can always kill the defectors family if he or she leaves. Hot means getting the last laugh.
  11. Demolish national monuments that protests take place at. It really looks like you’re doing something when you are not…. at all.
  12. Change your mind often. Offer reforms, take them away. Promise to resign one day, break it the next. Flip-flopping can be made to look like actual strategy. The fact it is not does not matter at all. It’s essentially saying, I’m way too hot to touch.
  13. Speeches. The more speeches the better. Do not make any that sound like your last though, such as a crazy meandering tirade, or at least one that is more crazy than your norm. That is very much NOT HOT.
  14. Do normal stuff at first. Walk around, sit in gaudy French furniture, giggle with other dudes in suits. Let the people see you absolutely have no sense of anything happening, so they think nothing is. Then when the coercion starts and everyone gets a sense something it happening, go bat shit nuts, over-state the threat, and sharpen repression.
  15. Practice your remorse face. When your forces kills protesters it is vital you look apologetic, actually sad, even as you deny any responsible whatsoever. Don’t think this tip matters? It could mean the difference between being Ben Ali or being Bashar.
  16. Play around with social media filtering and false flag operations. You have no plan, really, but you know social media revolutions are totally in this season. Do not look lost in the Arab Spring by missing the chance to molest Facebook somehow.
  17. Offer your useless endorsement of other equally embattled and doomed dictators. It will be super moving.

Remember despots, stay active or eat it hard.

[Tarboush Tip: Will]

Thursday, April 7, 2011

8 Arabs Who Can't Finde a Mate

There are many awesome and fine Arab people to marry, but unfortunately, like other people some Arabs are tough sells when it comes to dating and marriage. sometimes it's their fault, sometimes they are disadvantaged.

  1. Journalists - It might sound cool, you get to hang out with cool people, but it’s painful to get a paycheck. There are way too many of you in each town and there are only so many Al Jazeera can hire.
  2. College Students - Go back to school kid, read few more books by Noam Chomsky or Zizek. Whatever hell you read to sound pretentious.
  3. The Artist (exception if they are publicly recognized or do their art as a side project)- I know you have been working on this documentary for three years now. Your grandma cannot be bailing you out for much longer.
  4. Divorcee’s with kids- Yes this happens. Unless he knows what he wants in life and can show some funds, then this guy can be written off. Buy some Celine Dion records. Some say it helps, others say the wounds only deepen.
  5. 5. Divorcee with no kids - That says you cannot have any and since Arabs love a good bargain, you my friend are not one. Do not worry though, stem cell research is making ways so that your ovaries can do their godly duty.
  6. 6. Anyone with a strong Syrian (EGYPTIAN) mother - You only want to marry one person. And not their mother too.
  7. Anyone you met on an online dating website - Things are changing, but go ahead and explain to your relatives how you met. They will think you are some kind of whore who brought shame upon the family. Or worse
  8. Anyone with a Arabic last name that translates to an insect, reptile or rodents, like Sarsour, Jarada, and Al Far - While you hope you can trap those creatures if they showed up in your household, in real life, you run away from them.
  9. Arab men (every Arab woman I know married to an Arab advises never to marry an Arab) - either they are lying or they want to keep you out of the exclusive club.

Monday, March 28, 2011

15 Symptoms of Arabitis*



[inflammation of one’s Arabness]

  1. Severe allergic reactions, such as wheezing, rashes, vomiting and headaches, to Fox News and/or Glenn Beck
  2. A hoarse and sore throat after demonstrations
  3. Paranoid fears and delusions, including ringing ears, when others are talking about you
  4. Swelling of the hands from over-gesturing during conversation
  5. Prolonged erection and dream-like trance when Arab people depose a dictator (side effect of over-consumption of TV news)
  6. Abnormally long pinky fingernail
  7. Inflated feeling of self-importance when given a sound bite in local TV news report.
  8. Suicidal thoughts or rage when cut off on the highway or publicly humiliated
  9. Over-exaggerated Arabic accent when speaking English
  10. Short-term amnesia when friends loan you money
  11. Tightness in the chest when Republican presidential candidates talk about Islam, or any American politician talks about Israel.
  12. Increased sweating and nervousness when asked to donate to a Muslim charity
  13. Trouble sleeping when an Arab country is attacked
  14. Parsley teeth syndrome.
  15. Compulsive need to lecture about any subject regardless of one’s familiarity or knowledge
[Tarboush Tip: Will, Nadeem]

Tuesday, March 1, 2011

The Fifteen Lies of Arab Dictators

... and Assholes

With Gaddafi on the ropes, and Ben Ali and Mubarak relegated to the history books, we are getting a better sense of the delusions that Arab dictators propagate to justify their authoritarian powers.

Usually, the first big lie is something like, “I do not want to be president, I am just doing this for you.” They all think they’re benevolent despots, or at least they like pretending to be. That lie’s an obvious one, no one cracks down on dissent, rapes their country’s resources and puts billboards of himself all over the country out of the good of his heart. So we will include the more interesting lies in our 15 point list:

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

All You Need To Know This Summer Arabic Music: Reviews and Links


Summer is just about over, Ramadan is approaching faster and hotter than ever, Arabic musicians are scrambling to sell as many records as they can. The World Cup did not help them sell records, fast internet connection when pirates have a free hand to download their hard work for free. This summer had a number of much anticipated summer albums, few of those will be around for a while, fewer were actually good. While the mighty Amr Diab has yet to release his obligatory annual album, there have been tease from that album and we are not that impressed. Also very few women Arab singers came out with new albums this summer, not sure what that is. These summer albums tend to be a bit more loaded with romance, and tales of breakups than your average summer songs. There is of course some exciting music, but I hardly can name one song that has everything. Here is my take on this summer’s biggest albums.

Mohammad Fouad, the popular Egyptians singer that went missing for 7 years only to make a huge comeback in late 2007 with a solid album that featured all the themes and emotions he has the chops and the legacy to express best. His 2010 album “Been Edik“, was a treat to all his fans as there are at least four great songs in it (the entire 2007 album was gold) The Egyptian star took a page of Amr Diab’s book and had a makeover where he lost pounds and had a great haircut. His title song “Been Edik” is a good romantic song where a lover tells his loved one he is theirs and only theirs. “Ebn Balad” where Fouad visits his most original theme about being a good home boy who does the right thing even when he has been wronged, the song speaks volumes of Fouad’s fan base who tend to be proud of their tradition and love for their homes. You can really run to this song and feel the beats in your bloodstream. “Saat Bashtaq“, is perhaps my favorite song of this album where Foaud takes you on a tour down memory lane and counts all the things you loved about being a child and being with the family and your first touch of your loved one…those might sound like a Taylor Swift domain, but imagine Fouad, a grownup man with kids of his won making those sentiments relevant again.

Mohamad Hamaki, Egypt’s coolest and the most hip star. The one true heir to the legacy of Amr Diab, in terms of making great music and keeping his style fresh and exciting. Hamaki makes an album once every two to three years, and every time he releases his album he lets his fans do the PR, not conferences and agents. You know, he is the guy who seems down to earth, always dressed nice, and defining his voice and his music. “Haga Mosh Tabyeah” is the title of the album and it was a good song, but not all the original, however, the beat makes this song enjoyable. “Meataakad” is the song I enjoyed where Hamaki tells of his emotional state after going through three failed love experiences, the lyrics of this song is original, the theme and the atmosphere are both sad, but not dark. “Ehsas Fazze“, “Kan Mali” and “Lissa Bitkhaf” are both wonderful songs where the guitar and broken heart tales tell the stories, I am pretty sure young lovebirds in the Arab world will tear up once they hear this one. I like those songs for the same reason I like R & B. “Law Daayali“, one of those rare love songs where Hamaki talks about the things important to him, as his mom’s prayer to him and other things that keep him up at night. “Betdari” is the song to dance while the worlds count they hide and seek games lovers play in an attempt to hide their affection toward the other. Great job Hamaki and props to your sound engineers.

Marwan Khoury, the Lebanese one man show had his latest album this summer. This singer, composer, lyricist, producer when not writing hits for popular singers, when not creating new music, he is making his own album. Marwan can be found telling his lover to lower her voice in “Watti Sawtik“, a good song where he brags about not being out shouted by his lover’s loud voice. In “Al hoodood” “Mish Khayekf Ala Lebanon” two intimate accounts of what it’s to be a Lebanese in light of the frustrating political landscape, this is where Marwan showcases his wisdom and affection to his beloved country. “Mish Kil Min Ghana” Marwan’s gem about exposing half baked lovers and posers to the game of love. He is telling his lover that not everybody sings a love song has feelings….etc. “Raksah” is when Marwan takes a detour to the Euro Techno style music and shine at least for those who are into this type music. Marwans’ biggest asset is his continued success in elevating the taste of the Arab listeners by finding new ways to describe one’s emoptional status. “Fakrit Niseet” brings back Mawran 2005 back, where he was in top of the game, I do like the passion and the stories this song flaunts. “Definitely good album for Marwan, better than the last one, but no “Qasar Alshouq

Abdell Fattah El Gerini, the Moroccan singer who has the best hair an Arab singer can get a way with. “3 Kalmat” is the new album from this funky young star that only has three albums under his belt. “3 Kalmat” is a wonderful song and he has done similar songs int he past, but his music keep it fresh. He might be the first Arab singer to sing about painkillers. “Ya Bakhit El noom” is a sweet song and I think is a new territory for Abdell Fattah where he gets to show off some of his voice chops. He gets to tell his special one that he envies sleep as he takes her away from him where she spends more time a sleep that with him. Maybe a bit creepy, but the song itself is nice. “Hob Gareeb” is where the singer is as his sweetest moment talking to girlfriend about their strange love tale. I happened to like the music of “Seebak Enta“, it brings rather a great energy and simple lyrics….tells her to forget what people have to say. Abdell Fattah El Gerini continues to shine and I am sure his fans are pleased with him, I am not sure if his music producers share that. Abdell Fattah El Gerini gets concerts and I think he did some ads where his signature hair comes in handy to make him stand out in a crowded Arabic music scene. I give him credit for not trying to get into the tasteless dancing naked women,his music videos are always about one person.

Eslam, in this age countless young Egyptian stars come and go, this young Egyptian singer that gets little media attention, but might be the hottest thing with college freshmen. He clearly sings for women as his voice is weak, his music is mediocre, but the dude looks like a million dollar. “Bahlam Ma’ak“, the title song that has better music video that words does not stand out. “Habethha” Eslam declares his love and falling in his lovers bait…ok. “Law Fat” growing old but never forgetting your first love is a noble thought if you are in high school. “Zay Ma Kan Fi Baly‘ I like the music, and the tone of Eslam where he brings the best in him, telling us that he has finally found the love that for long he has had in his imagination. His beau makes his love real and makes him a better person. “Nesseny Leh” karaoke perfect song to complain about being neglected by your loved one, not a new theme, but Arabs romantics like to cry on the spilled milk. “We De Feha Eih” a song that Eslam might have banked on to make it as a hit, I do not happen to agree. I do not see anything new about Eslam, there are at least five comparable Egyptian stars that rely on good looks and appeal to younger females. Mark my word, Eslam will probably star in a romance or comedy movie in the near future.

Black Theama, a boy band in America is an old idea, but when this man band is Egyptian, I am interested. The All boy bank Black Theama is back with their third album, and I was dazzled. They just do not sing much about love the same way everybody is doing nowadays. “Bahar” a song for the love of home and the good people one has in his/her life. A tribute song that will sure reminds you of Egypt and the fascinating beaches. The band members all sing and that’s a treat as every member add a new pleasant note of the song. If you like original music, creative lyrics, then you ought to give them a listen. “Zahma El Metro” you know the missed connections with that exotic looking person you saw on the metro. “Konna Seghar” about being a child looking to grow up and the role friends have in one’s life. “Eflet Zemam” a song the voices of the singers save the song as the music is supporting them not the other way around. “Aalo Aal Hob” if you had any doubt this band is confident, this song erases that doubt. Coming to the defense of old fashioned love where lovers are considered gullible. “Ensan” is all about the imperfection of the human and the complexity of the individuals in this modern era. Singing for an imperfect sheik, cowardly knights devils disguised as humans, if you want some wisdom this song will give you a dose. The great thing about this band is that they explore new themes very few mainstream singers pay attention to is refreshing. This is the kind of music you will hear outside big cities where you can afford to kick back and reflect. I bet anything if Egypt wanted a band to speak for them outside, Black Theama would be the best ambassador. Folksy, hip and smart that sums Black Theama, they are from the people, hear their stories and express them in a original voice, the equivalent of country music here.

Suma, the Egyptian singer turned actress released her summer album, to her credit no one expected it to be any good, until it was the best female album this summer season. “Da Habibi” is the title song and the one Suma choose to make into a music video (do yuo see Miley Cyrus resemblance?), it was a good choice to re-introduce Suma to a larger audience. There is the an uplifting suicidal-like tone, but the music props the lyrics to make an exciting song better. “Suma went out for this album and incorporated Euro (Ana Law Ba’ol), Karaoke, pop, and good old school Arabic tunes (Allah Ya Sidi). “Ana Law Ba’ol” “La’eeet Maak” remind me why Arab women make great lovers, they always stand by you, just do not be a jerk about it. I like the lyrics of this song plenty. Suma gets to hit all the notes without hiding behind the music. “Allah Ya Sidi” this song seems like coming from the deep history of the golden age, it’s duet where Suma steps it up a notch and showing a side of her voice that was hidden till this song. There is good Eastern instruments in this song, but do not worry it’s upbeat. If you like older Arabic duets, this song is for you. I love a great album from a female artist who refuses to be defined by others, she moves from one theme into another and the fan has a lot to celebrate. For me “Etkhadaat Feek” is where Suma feels comfortable and gives us a gem where she has been wronged and she sings for moving on without chickening out. She takes her so called lover to task and she smacks his face without lifting a finger. If this person who did her wrong does not tear up by the end of this song, he/she is dead from the inside. Not a boring album and Suma should be rewarded for her hard work to put Egyptian female singers back on the map. I know Suma has a fan in me and hope other Arab listeners can agree with me.

Asala, the Syrian Diva (now citizen of Bahrain) is sick of singing in non Gulf dialect so she has released her second all gulf dialect album. Asalah is a legend and she defiantly has nothing to prove, she has done it all and sang in all Arab dialects and doing so well too. “Qanoon Kefak” is the title song and you see a powerful woman who refuses to cave in every time. “Bas De’keke” is features new musical style, think Pink Panther theme music blended with Gulf tones. you know when you have an all Gulf album that you will be receiving a lot of poetry and wisdom. “Ella Mita” is my favorite song in the album, I like the theme and I am pleased with Asalah’s voice in this song, I do appreciate the wisdom of it too. “Sam O ‘Asal“, translated into “honey or poison” where Asalah asks her loved one for advise on what to do with his love. This song is very close to the classical Fus’ha Arabic language. “Shakhs Yotaham“, a person to accuse sounds like a innovative title. Asalah is once again commiserating with her heart telling it to toughen up because there is still hope that someone will come along and care for that poor little heart. Asalah and her team did to the Gulf music a favor by blending new themes into this largely musically poor genre. I think Asalah should make more songs that way, maybe people start actually listening to those powerful words poets in that part of the Arab world come up with. I know many critics shun the all Gulf albums, I can see their frustration, but it’s a great business decision that adds to this traditional form where Asalah’s high pitch voice is well served. If you are on a quest to find new lyrics and mature themes this album is for you, if you want something catchy and danceable, skip this album

Mai Slim, the Jordanian (maybe actually Palestinian) is the biggest star of this summer in the Arab world. Mai stared in the Dealer, Egyptian movie along aside Ahmad Saqqa and she has ruled the summer. Her album “Leena Kalam Badeen” was released early July By Rotana and as a singer that has yet to define her, the album played well and she had headlined a number of concerts in Egypt. She is also busy filming Ramadan TV shows. I like the cover art for Mai’s album, it shows a pop star that she is. “Ewe’edni” is one song that we have heard before, an Arab singer tells her lover to be in true love with her and be just for her. “Farhet Omry” was the song that appeared in the movie the Dealer and I must say to Mai, good choice on describing the feelings and thought of a bride as she walks into a new life during her wedding night. Wow, Mai is a first rate lover and this song that no other Arab singer has tackled. Then came Mai and there was a hit with fresh lyrics. “Meen Elly Qallak“,”Kalam Ketir” Arabs love juicy gossips about couples, just like those Hollywood paparazzi. Mai delivers a song about the very subject as now people talk about her since she saw her with her lover to be and then there are trash talking to separate them. “Kont Mashya” is a quite song where Mai lets her emotions out and puts the listener at ease with the tale she tells of running into her old loved one in their first year anniversary of being apart. “Leena Kalam Ba’dain“, Arab guys just like all guys we get scared when the girl tell us “We have to talk about it later” Mai Saleem does it with this song by the guy does not freak out becasue she tells him they have to catch up on stories and longing. “Leena Kalam Ba’dain” proves to be a catchy song, along with “Saktalou” they make the coolest songs and perhaps best beat as you can dance or do something physical. Mai gets spiritual on us with “Sam’aa” where she overhears him praying for them to be together. Mai says Amen to that of course. It’s as good of a time as anytime to say that Mai gets better with every new album, she seems to be on the right track to establishing herself as a household name without having to show too much skin or pick a fight with Haifa.

Tamer Hosny, there was a time when Tamer Hosny was the coolest thing in Arabia; there was a time when Tamer was making great music; there was a time when Tamer Hosny thought he had to make hard to earn your fascination. Unfortunately this time has long passed. To be honest, Tamer is still the hardest working Arab musicians, it seems he is capable of releasing a new song every three days, staring in a new movie a month, and selling you cool stuff. He still can do that, but It was a letdown with his latest album “Ekhtarit Sa’H” in which he proclaims to have made the right choice. A new album with 14 tracks will sell as he is one marketing machine and his young fans would do anything he asks of them. Let’s talk about his album “Sweet Melody” or Ya Salam, the world does not need another Trashy song that has no soul. Auto Tune is not cool anymore and Tamer is late to the party…so feel free to dismiss this song. “Aflet Alby” the new emo song by Tamer where love is not worth it and he is giving up. He even does not want to open his eyes to avoid seeing other than his girl. “Ain Shams” perhaps a cool song if you are stalker, Tamer stalking college girls in Egypt where he left his car and kept following her around. The music of this song and the rhythm are not bad. “Bets’aab Alya Nafsy” Tamer is feeling bad for himself for all the trouble he had to go through for love. This is the kind of song you know Tamer is really good at it…he is a master of this style romance and the trouble of being in love and having a to deal with a broke heart. “Ekhtarit Sa’H” Spanish guitar wins, Tamer does a song that he has done better in the past. What kind of girls does Tamer fall in love with? They must be brutal…he cannot seem to learn his lesson. “Kam Wahad Fina” the song Tamer marketed by asking his fans not to play near their loved ones since the song is about “What ifs?” and settling for second best because our first choice was not something we can make work out. A new subject that Tamer has not sang for in the past so he brings out to his credit this is a decent song. “Seh’it ‘Ala Sotha” Tamer here is trying to mimic Amr Diab style and it turn out an OK song, but nothing special. Tamer has a way of making girls feel special, I am not sure that translates well with older women who can look beyond the looks and cool factors. But that’s why many young Arab men love him since he expresses a lot of the thoughts that crosses their minds and since they like to play his music on their phones in the hopes their female peers will notice them. Sorry Tamer, I could not find one worthy song in the entire album, no hits, but no flops either. “Yana Ya Ma Feesh” I compere Tamer of this album to Justin Timberlake, if you like him then anything he does is good enough. There is one catch song in Tamer’s album the one song might not forgive a weak album. It was the promo song for his summer flick.

Hany Shaker, I love a hard working man, what I love even more a man who has been working hard on his craft for 40 years. the prince of Arabic music had his album out for now a month, it’s all about romance, love , missed connections, and heartbreak. Those are the same things he has been singing for 40 years and he still not done. I love his latest album. “Baadak Maleesh“, “Ahla El Ziykryat“, “El Ekhlas“, “Alemny Asbab El Farah” “Hkyat El Donia” are only good songs with words that actually make sense, although mostly dark songs where the lover ends up losing what he values the most. “Sa’ab Gedan”, the very special song Hany wrote for his daughter who is currently in hospital in the States for medical attention. Hany, what is your secret, have you discovered the fountain of youth?

Rashidi, a new singer from the land of Pharaohs, I never saw this guy coming, nor I know anything about him, but I sure like his style and the energy he brings into the Arabic music scene. Try, “Leek Talabat” if you want to remember the funny things your loved ones used to ask you to do for him/her. Feeling down “Hasheel Alby” will cure your broken heart and gets you moving on in no time. “Mish Zay had“, you know the first days in your new relationship and you are giddy and stomach sick when you are away from the one you love. Rashidi soars in this album and I am glad to have listened to it and enjoying it to the last minute. Rashidi has the charm, the looks and the charisma than many new stars need to learn–he has is all naturally. Rashidi will be embraced by the contrarians as he is not a huge star, but he is on his way and this album brings him closer

Natasha, Nancy Ajram is so last decade, I introduce the next big thing, Natasha is only 16 years old, but has a funky already to her name. I first heard her single and waiting for the album. She is from Lebanon, she got the energizer bunny going for her, Doubts? Sure Listen to “Ana Zay Zykom” and you will know she is the girl that all men cannot say no to. She can do that with her style and grace, she just seems like the nice girl that knows how to make you like her. I am impressed with her team who got her an album in under 6 months. I can see a bright future for this young singer, she has all the right stuff and has already a serious song in her resume (it took Nancy Ajram 5 years to come up with on) “Ba’ad Bakeer” another song from her album has its music video out now, see good Natasha is, and how innocent she is. The musicians and the composers worked with her really and truly believe in her talent.